Tuesday, January 23, 2007

It is coming...

Greetings, my fellow classmates, 07S76ers. The days we have lived together have been glorious, such fond memories that have been put together by each one of us that belong to this class. But I speak of a grave danger, an approaching danger - the last days, that will separate us from one another, and bring the whole body apart. The end times are drawing nearer even as you listen to this word right this instant.
It has been widely spoken of - the reshuffling of classes, which will possibly occur very, very soon. It is said that the enemy classes' numerous requests to change classes have successfully influenced the institution to make a move, to change the current situation, a situation that is not desired by non-S76ers, yet one that our class is truly satisfied with and unwilling to let go. The institution is threatening to tear us apart this very day! None, they say, shall be spared. All will suffer the eternal darkness that is looming, closer and closer to us each day, each hour, each minute, each second!
But who are they that we should bow down to such a command? Who are they that we should follow their rulings? That we should too take a part in this punishment? Yet, it shall not be! They shall never dream of bringing us down, for we belong together! We will stand strong in this war! We will not succumb to the greater authority of the instution, we will be united as one!
Comrades, I say to you, together we can overcome this! Let us resist this force together! My fellow warriors, I urge every single one of you to take your stand in this coming battle, for if we do not take our positions, all shall perish, and all will be lost forever.
What do you say, my friends? Are we going to stand together?

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